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Well I can’t say 2008 was a particularly good year, but I guess it could easily have been much worse. Anyway, here’s hoping that everyone has a much better 2009!
All the best,

Ed.

Surely nobody could be so innocent as to miss the ambiguity there?!

StripGameCentral has just added another photoset in the members’ area. See Honey’s audition shoot where she had to just stand there and let her friend Sally strip her completely naked and show off her naked body.

What services does your dentist offer?

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it’s a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she’s left-handed.

WIFE:- silence – -

HUSBAND: F * ck ….

A very good reason for not sleeping nude!

One day a bloke dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with Satan…

Satan: “Why so down?”

Guy: “Why do you think? I’m in Hell!”

Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?”

Guy: “Sure, I love to drink.”

Satan: “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, cider, cocktails, anything you want. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.”

Guy: “Gee that sounds great!”

Satan: “You a smoker?”

Guy: “You better believe it!”

Satan: “All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays too. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer – no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?”

Guy: “Wow … that’s awesome!”

Satan: “I bet you like to gamble.”

Guy: “Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do. This place isn’t sounding so bad after all!”

Satan: “Good, ’cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.”

Guy: “Cool!”

Satan: “What about drugs?”

Guy: “Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean …?”

Satan: “That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.”

Guy: “Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!”

Satan: “You gay?”

Guy: “No…”

Satan: “Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough …”

Chrissy deprives Jasmine of her shorts.

StripGameCentral have just posted an update. This time it’s the lovely Jasmine and Chrissy playing an exciting game of Strip Tickle.

Cute or Sexual Assault? – You decide!

I’ve had a stressful few days but it’s all been worth it (I think!). KeepItNice has moved from it’s old server to a shiny new server with a LOT more power. This has resulted in faster page rendering times and everything generally running faster. The difference will be especially noticeable when the site is busy.

So with all the technical stuff sorted, I can now get on with writing some decent content for this blog.