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A man staying at a smart London hotel finds a card in the telephone box offering sexual services. He calls the number and says: “I’d like a bit of doggy-style, a sixty-nine and some mild bondage – is that OK?”

“It all sounds very interesting, sir,” the lady replies, “but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first.”

 Here’s an excerpt of this weeks strip game update from StripGameCentral.com. Please remember that the picture quality is much higher on the videos within StripGameCentral’s Members’ area and the clip above really doesn’t compare.

Next time you take a laptop on a flight, attract your fellow passengers attention by quietly praying unintelligibly and then go to this URL: 

Use this carefully!

(Probably best to do this near the end of the flight, unless you want to spend some time sat next to some very upset people.)

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has apologised for “accidentally” using her Parliamentary expenses to pay for 2 adult pay-per-view movies at her constituency home in Redditch, Worcestershire.

She says she was not at home when the movies were viewed and has no plans to resign over the matter. I don’t think this is a resigning matter anyway, but it is certainly very embarrassing for her. Silly woman!

See the full story here.

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas.”

He asked her why she was going.

She told him: “I just found out that as a woman I can make £300 a night doing what I give you for free.”

He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.

His wife said: “And just where do you think you are going?”

“I’m going too!” he replied.

“Why?” she asked.

“I want to see how you are going to live on £600 a year!”

It’s another bonus update for StripGameCentral members. This is a completely new variation on the audition theme: Instead of two girls stripping another one, in this video the two girls (Maisie and Bex) try to talk her (Amber) out of her clothes, helping her along the way! A low quality taster is available above.

In this week’s update on ReluctantExposure.com we see a very embarrassed Bethany performing a simple strip while two of her friends watch her get naked. No covering up allowed!

A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12. Which would you like?”

 ”Well,” the young man begins confidently, “I’ve been seeing this girl and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s the night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going away for the weekend. Once she has seen what I’m like in the sack, I reckon she’ll want me all the time. So you’d better give me a packet of 12.”

The pharmacist hands over the condoms, and the young man leaves, all puffed up and proud. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. Before they begin, however, he suddenly asks if they can say grace. The family agrees, but is taken aback when the young man continues praying silently for several minutes, once the grace has finished.

Eventually, his girlfriend leans over and whispers, “You never told me you were so religious.”

The young man leans back and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

Just two days after a strip game update, StripGameCentral.com has published another bonus audition photoset. This time we get to watch poor, embarrassed Gemma getting stripped naked by an older girl, Eva.

Here are some example photos to give you a taster: