KeepItNice Blog

This week’s update on ReluctantExposure.com sees a larger girl, Talia, stripping a smaller girl, Jasmine, naked for us all to see. I don’t think poor Jasmine was too keen on this idea.

In the latest update from StripGameCentral.com sees recent new girls Carmen, Paige and Tracey playing a game of Strip Sudden Death. Here’s a clip from the game:

A Washington (UK) woman has been remanded in custody after being accused of repeatedly breaching an ASBO (AntiSocial Behaviour Order)  banning her from having noisy sex anywhere in England.

Caroline Cartwright caused her neighbours to complain about her moaning, groaning and shouting, and her bed banging against the wall of her home. She was arrested on three separate occasions for breaching the ASBO with her husband Steve.

I bet there’s not many people out there who end up with a criminal record through noisy sex!

The latest update on StripGameCentral.com sees favourites Amber, Bex and Maisie try out a game the site hasn’t had before, Strip High Low. Very simple rules that you already know no doubt but it will be interesting to see how the loss of clothing for each wrong guess improves the game.

A point of view:

Barbara Walters of Television’s 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Miss Walters’ vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom.

Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?”

The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land Mines.”

This week’s ReluctantExposure.com update sees Maggie taking the opportunity to get some sunbathing in. As she is alone in the house today she decides to risk sunbathing naked to get an even tan. What could possibly go wrong?

A boy and his date were parked in a country layby some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do in laybys some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute and I charge £20 for sex.”

The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out through the windscreen.

“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25.”

Today’s bonus update on StripGameCentral.com is a photoset of Nitsa’s audition. The poor girl has to simply stand there and let lucky Mark remove all her her clothes, leaving her naked.

A good reason not to hand someone their notice before they’ve mown the pitch!

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess.” said the priest.

“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours.” continued the old man.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly.” said the priest.

“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”