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An elderly couple were celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the desk they had shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally.

On their walk back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money and found they had twenty-five-thousand Pounds.

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.”

She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two Police officers were canvassing the street looking for the money, and knocked on the door. They asked: “Did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No.”
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”

The officers turn to Andy and began to question him. One says:
“Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday… ”

The lead Police officer turns to his partner and says, “We’re outta here.”

Fans of StripGameCentral.com will be pleased to find out that they have posted another strip game photoset. See the lovely Paige, Carmen and Tracey playing an interesting (and sexy) game of Strip Dice.

This week’s ReluctantExposure.com update is sadly their last one for the foreseeable future. Jasmine needs a favour from Chrissy, but just how far is she willing to go to earn it?

You might be pleased to also hear that, as of today, ReluctantExposure has reduced it’s membership fee. Now a month’s membership is only US$7.95.

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StripGameCentral‘s latest update is a video of Lilly’s Audition. They are trying out several variations on the audition theme. Instead of simply getting one girl to stand there while another removes her clothes this one is a little more complex. Lilly doesn’t want to end up naked so her friend Kaz has to use a mix of persuasion, tricks and force to get all of Lilly’s clothes off her.

Here is a (reduced quality) preview:

Today’s StripGameCentral.com update is a game of Strip High Low played by Tracey and new girl Abbi.

We’ve got a (reduced quality) preview:

(Ignore the distortion at the beginning of this DailyMotion clip. The full video doesn’t suffer from that.)

Way back in January of this year, ReluctantExposure.com let a girl named Keira strip her friend Kamilia completely naked. Poor Kamilia had to simply stand there and let Keira remove all of her clothes. Well today Kamilia gets to have her own back on Keira.  Good stuff!

John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of ibuprofen tablets and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the ibuprofen and notices a note on the table: “Darling, breakfast is on the hob, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

John asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, John asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, “Woman, leave me alone, I’m married’!”