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So, what did you think of the HandEgg match last night?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing waster. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet … it’s male indifference. If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If SHE asks you … it’s a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist. If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob. If you buy her flowers … you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful. If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious. If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore. If you want it too often … you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?? …..Because they want to!

Do you have a dirty mind?
It’s a perfectly innocent Dentist’s sign – what do you see?

I was about to say “This week’s StripGameCentral.com update…” when I realised that as StripGameCentral is now adding game updates at a rate of one every 5 or 6 days then that is a little misleading. So let’s start again…

The latest update on StripGameCentral.com sees Tracey, Carmen and Paige playing Strip Dice using an interesting set of rules. The players take it in turn to roll the die and each roll means the following:

• 1 = Safe this turn.

• 2/4 = Lose one item of clothing.

• 3/5 = The player of your choice must remove an item of clothing.

• 6 = Lose two items of clothing!

Should make for an exciting game!

Anyway, here is a preview (Please excuse DailyMotion’s video quality, the quality on StripGameCentral is FAR superior.):

Whoops! She caught the bouquet AND our eye!

Lubna Hussein, a well-known reporter and columnist in Sudan is facing 40 lashes for the crime of wearing “indecent dress” in public. The clothing she was wearing is pictured on the right.

She and twelve other woman, several of whom were not Muslims, were dining in a Khartoum retaurant when 20-30 police officers arrived and arrested all the women wearing trousers.

10 women have already received lashes but Lubna and two others asked for their lawyers to be present so their cases were referred to the deputy prosecutor.

Supposedly Sharia law should not apply to non-Muslims but that was clearly ignored in this situation and as such the floggings may well be illegal. I’m willing to bet that no-one is ever brought to justice however.

How barbaric and unjust can a country get when people have a mediaeval punishment inflicted upon them for wearing the “wrong” clothes? Just how is her clothing “indecent”? They are not figure-hugging or in any way revealing.

A Scottish brewery has launched what it describes as the UK’s strongest beer. Non-exhaustive research on my part has failed to find a stronger beer anywhere. Tokyo* beer may only come in small bottles, only 330ml but with an alcohol content of 18.2% that’s a massive six units of alcohol. Drink half a bottle of this beer and you are well over the drink drive limit.

The beer, brewed by BrewDog, has been branded as irresponsible but the company insists that the beer’s high quality would help tackle the country’s binge-drinking culture.

Today it has been announced that there is now a new way to buy strip game videos from StripGameCentral.com. They have opened “Video Collection #1″ a collection of 10 videos from earlier this year viewable at 720×576 (DVD) resolution. They consist of seven full strip games and three audition shoots. Full details are available on the site here. With a total running time of 90 minutes this has got to be well worth a look.

Yes I know this is completely off topic but I just had to share this one:

Never Gonna Give Up Your Teen Spirit

The eternal discrepency.