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In a bonus update today, StripGameCentral.com have published another audition set. This time a poor girl has to strip off all her clothes in the garden while three of her friends watch. I just love to see the embarrassment in her face as her clothes come off and she has to do a twirl completely naked!

Here’s a few preview photos of Sabrielle’s audition:

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this,  I’ll prove it to you.”

The barber puts a two pound coin in one hand and two fifty pence pieces in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the fifties and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the icecream shop.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the fifty pences instead of the two pound coin?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the two pounds, the game is over!”

StripGameCentral.com have been busy this week. Two updates in two days. This time it’s a wonderful game of Strip Pontoon played by Iyesha, Lucy and Natalie until two unfortunate girls are completely naked. Better still the winner gets to pick an embarrassing (and outdoor) forfeit for the two poor losers.

As usual here is a preview for you:

And so it begins…(It is me or does that kid have a beer too?)

Looks like StripGameCentral is back to publishing frequent auditions of it’s many lovely, female strip game players. Last night they posted a wonderful photoset featuring a girl named Davina, in a bar undressing in front of her friends. Heres a few preview shots for you:

So what are you good at? And just HOW good are you?

Those of you who like to buy StripGameCentral‘s videos individually will be pleased to hear that due to a change to the pricing structure on Clips4Sale they have been able to reduce the prices of almost all the videos.

Also all the videos now have free previews, only short ones but  it’s always good to have a better idea of what you’re getting.

Click here to find out more.

No it’s not funny, I just want to find out where this pub is!

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?”

The 90-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else killed that rabbit.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”