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Where do I get one of those?

Optical Illusion: Apparently if you stare at this photo long enough you will see a
shark fin in the background. Can anyone else see it? It doesn’t work for me!

Please take a couple of minutes to sign this petition on the No10 website:

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/dontdisconnectus/

Basically the Government are trying to bring in legislation to disconnect people from the Internet when their Internet connection is used for illegal downloads. To the uninitiated this sounds fine, but how sure are you that no-one can hijack your wifi connection? It only takes a moment to sign the petition and we really need to get a huge number of votes on this one.

The legislation puts the onus of proving innocence on the connection owner rather than the authorities to prove who broke the law. If someone hijacks your connection (or a friend/relative uses it in your house) then YOU can be disconnected (and blacklisted with all ISPs) unless you can prove it was not you. Could you prove that? Can you be absolutely sure that no-one else can use your Internet connection?

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/dontdisconnectus/

A Somali man who claims he is 112 years old has just taken his sixth wife, a seventeen year old from his village. If his age is accurate then that would make him 95 years older than her! To put that a different way, that’s old enough to be her great, great, great grandfather.

He already has 18 children by his five previous wives and he says he his hoping to have more with his new wife. The bride’s family claim she is “happy with her new husband”.

I’m not going to comment on the social or moral implications of this event, but I will say that I really hope I am still that vigorous when I’m over 100 years old!

The latest StripGameCentral.com update sees the lovely Xena appear on the site for the first time in ages in her original audition shoot. As usual it’s in their 2048 pixel high quality standard but this time they got the girl to dress as a cheerleader before she took off all her clothes. Very sexy!

An excellent reason to stop living with your parents.

Game over! (But did you win or lose?)

Today’s StripGameCentral.com update is an excellent video of three girls playing Strip Darts. Watch them play the game until one of them ends up totally naked. Then poor loser has to perform a couple of embarrassing forfeits chosen by the winners while she’s still naked at the end of this one.

As always, here’s a preview for you:

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”

“Once,” he replied.

“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”

We’ve just been told that A Measure of Curiosity has got an excellent low price membership offer on. So now you can see their large photo collection of girls stripping, being stripped, being tricked out of their clothes, hypnotised and strip searched for just $9.95.

Click here to see the full details of the offer.