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Some things just don’t translate too well!

The StripGameCentral.com update that was posted yesterday is quite simply an excellent game of Strip Darts. It’s obvious strip game rules where the lowest score in each round loses an item of clothing, but at the end the winner makes the losers do a series of embarrassing forfeits before letting them put their clothes back on.

Would you like to see some wet pussy?

New winter sport – Extreme Cold Nipples.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:

• A 4 pint of semi-skimmed milk.
  
• A half dozen eggs
• A 2 litre carton of orange juice
• An Iceberg lettuce
  
• A 300b jar of coffee
• And 8 rashers of bacon

As she was loading her items onto the conveyor belt at the check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”

The drunk replied, “‘Cause you’re ugly.”

I can’t say why this is funny as that would be discrimination!

Fans of StripGameCentral’s videos will like this. It’s a lovely audition shoot but they have covered it from two angles so you get to see the most interesting parts from two view points.

Here’s a preview for you:

What on Earth were they thinking?

The latest update on StripGameCentral.com is a fantastic audition set featuring a petite Thai girl stripping a tall, blonde girl totally naked. Better still it happens in the garden behind the house.

Here’s the usual free preview shots to give you a much better idea of what it looks like:

I stopped eating there as they kept bringing the “wong” food.