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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and  watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a  foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one  of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at  his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around  in agony.

The woman rushed down to the  man, and immediately began to apologise.  “Please  allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and  I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she  told him.

“Oh, no, I’ll be all right.  I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the  man replied. He was in  obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping  his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally  allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and  laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and  artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How  does that feel?”

He replied: “It feels great, but I  think my thumb’s still broken.”

The latest update on StripGameCentral.com is one of the wonderful audition photosets. Two beautiful girls in this one and members get to watch one of them deprive the other of all her clothes and then twirl her around so we get to see all of her.

Excellent door mat.

It’s amazing what you can see in an art gallery these days!

I’ve heard of a rollercoaster knocking your socks off
but this is ridiculous!

Yesterday’s update on StripGameCentral was an excellent video of a new game. If features two new girls too, one of which is VERY well endowed (let’s see more like that!).

Anyway, if you want to know more, here’s a preview video for you:

Whoever designed the cover for that knew
exactly what they were doing.

There are times when a stripper isn’t really appropriate!

The thief was laughing so hard at this
pathetic attempt to lock-up a bike that
he forgot to steal it!